i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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