Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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