Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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