We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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