The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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