He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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