She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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