it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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