It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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