It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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