whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
only if we run a train.
done.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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