I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Pooping to opera.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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