5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
i think my cat just said my name.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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