No, you can still breathe under the balls.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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