no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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