they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Randomize
