"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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