You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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