Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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