some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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