I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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