Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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