so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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