Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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