You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I wish i was in the wii world.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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