is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.