My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Sorry my hands just texted you
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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