Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
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They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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