If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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