My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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