Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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