After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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