North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she peed on how many people?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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