i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
