is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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