wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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