Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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