I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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