just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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