So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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