I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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