So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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