he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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