That's intense
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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