4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We have so much sex to catch up on
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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