i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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