I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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