So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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Ladies don't puke and tell
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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