im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
