all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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