dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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