You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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