She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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